{"id":2043,"date":"2007-06-29T16:28:24","date_gmt":"2007-06-29T23:28:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.anirama.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/which-end-of-california-are-you-from\/"},"modified":"2007-06-29T16:28:24","modified_gmt":"2007-06-29T23:28:24","slug":"which-end-of-california-are-you-from","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.anirama.com\/newdesign\/2007\/06\/29\/uncategorized\/which-end-of-california-are-you-from\/","title":{"rendered":"Which end of California are you from?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote this awhile ago but never posted it. Here&#8217;s a mulitple choice questionaire to determine whether you&#8217;re from Northern or Southern California:<\/p>\n<p>1. \u201cEquity\u201d<br \/>\n    a) company ownership<br \/>\n    b) an actor\u2019s union<br \/>\n2.\t\u201cStock\u201d<br \/>\n    a) company ownership<br \/>\n    b) raw film<br \/>\n3.\t\u201cVery seductive, and I know I\u2019m going to get screwed.\u201d<br \/>\n    a) \u201cI\u2019m going to LA to close a business deal.\u201d<br \/>\n    b) \u201cI\u2019m going to the Sky Bar.\u201d<br \/>\n4.\t\u201cAll-nighter\u201d<br \/>\n    a) at work<br \/>\n    b) at play<br \/>\n5.\t\u201cYes\u201d<br \/>\n    a) yes<br \/>\n    b) no<br \/>\n6.\t \u201cBoffo BO\u201d<br \/>\n    a) the guy in the cube next to you<br \/>\n    b) a great opening weekend<br \/>\n7.\tSpellcheck:<br \/>\n    a) Silicon b) Silicone<br \/>\n    a) Steve b) Steven<br \/>\n    a) Bear b) Bruin<br \/>\n8.\tCritical\u2026<br \/>\n    a) path<br \/>\n    b) acclaim<br \/>\n9.\tYou\u2019ve been canned as the company\u2019s President after just 15 months. On your way out the door you are handed:<br \/>\n    a) a subpoena<br \/>\n    b) $140,000,000<br \/>\n10.\t\u201cPalm\u201d<br \/>\n    a) company<br \/>\n    b) restaurant<br \/>\n<br \/>\nKey:<br \/>\na &#8211; Upper California<br \/>\nb &#8211; LA, baby<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote this awhile ago but never posted it. Here&#8217;s a mulitple choice questionaire to determine whether you&#8217;re from Northern or Southern California: 1. \u201cEquity\u201d a) company ownership b) an actor\u2019s union 2. \u201cStock\u201d a) company ownership b) raw film 3. \u201cVery seductive, and I know I\u2019m going to get screwed.\u201d a) \u201cI\u2019m going to  [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[41],"class_list":["post-2043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anirama.com\/newdesign\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anirama.com\/newdesign\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anirama.com\/newdesign\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anirama.com\/newdesign\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anirama.com\/newdesign\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2043"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.anirama.com\/newdesign\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2043\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.anirama.com\/newdesign\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anirama.com\/newdesign\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.anirama.com\/newdesign\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}